Today's Stuff 7/29

I don't know if I'll be able to post anything other than this today, I have a lot of work to do on this final project for my class.

Um....Gross

I once worked with a guy who, no joke, told me banging pregnant chicks was awesome because "They got all this extra goo and shit up there, it feels fucking awesome." The people of the Ozarks agree.

Ugh

This movie is going to suck huge balls. I'm not a Republican, I just know that Oliver Stone probably should have stopped after "Born on the Fourth of July", or maybe "The Doors". Regardless, this George W. Bush movie he's making is going to have about as much political relevance as, oh I don't know, the last fucking political movie he made (the smash hit World Trade Center).

Iran's Ahmadinejad Blames the West for AIDS

Yeah, we did make AIDS. To kill gay people. We thought you'd be cool with that.

Sucks to be This Guy

You're wife has popped out 18 kids? Is it still fun to fool around with her her? At this point its gotta be like having sex with the Chunnel.

Mizzou is Too Good For This List

The top 20 party schools in the country according to the Princeton Review. Mizzou however is not a part of the Princeton Review, so uh, we would be on there, if you know, we weren't to good for the Princeton Review.